ELVIRA! I have always been obsessed with Elvira. She’s smart, classy, and sassy. Bravo to Cassandra Peterson for creating such an awesome character. Yes, the boobs are out there, but, they are Elvira. She would just be Morticia Addams if she didn’t have those babies.
HALLOWEEN MUST WATCH MOVIES:
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark & Elvira’s Haunted Hills.
Both are fabulous movies. Elvira’s just a kick ass gal. When Haunted Hills first came out, I remember I watch it daily for months upon months.
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (1988): When her Great Aunt dies, famed horror hostess Elvira heads for the uptight New England town of Falwell to claim her inheritance of a haunted house, a witch’s cookbook, and a punk rock poodle. But once the stuffy locals get an eyeful of the scream queen’s ample assets, all hell busts out and breaks loose. Can The Madonna Of The Macabre find love with a studly cinema owner, avoid her creepy Great Uncle, titillate the town’s teens and become a Las Vegas dance sensation all without being burned alive at the stake? Cassandra Peterson stars in this sexy comedy hit,f illdd with wild wisecracks, campy chaos and scary movie spoofs, all poured into the lowest-cut black gown in horror movie history.
Elvira’s Haunted Hills (2001): It’s 1851, and Elvira is en route to “gay Paree” to star in the revue “Yes I Can-Can.” As bad luck would have it, she stops for the night at the Carpathian castle of Lord Vladimere Hellsubus, whose late wife – now a vengeful ghost – is a literal “dead” ringer for Elvira. What’s a gal to do but break into song and dance as Vladimere turns her dreams of stardom into a nightmare! But can Elvira keep her hands off the studly stable-master long enough to save the day?
Time to have an Elvira night!